People Are Retarded

So I know that I have not written here in a while. I had a couple of strange thoughts today. People’s version of reality is way off. I love it when people without jobs tell me how busy they are. I just want to ask them so when you had a job when did you do all these things? I understand that doing things around the house and yard keep you busy but didn’t you do them back when you had a job? I also love people that move to an area and immediately become from there. They start to do things the same way as their new neighbors just because they want to fit in. People are so retarded.

Customers

Why is it that the smaller customers are the biggest pain in the ass? I have 90 customers. I sell about $450,000 a year in sales but the ones that spend less than $1,000 a year are the ones that complain about everything. I don’t give a shit if you leave me for another company. You are right I should bend over backwards to keep you as a customer, or you should kiss my ass. You want a better price buy more from me. If you want better service from me all you have to do is be cool. I don’t care if you don’t spend much with me if you are cool I will be willing to help you out. If you are an ass, I’m going to be an ass also.

Buffet

We went to the buffet with my grandma on Saturday. Why is it that fat people and old people love the buffet? I understand that you can eat as much as you want but these two groups of people can barely walk yet they love to go to a buffet where they have to walk around to get their food. For what it costs to go to a buffet you could go to a chain restaurant and get a good meal but still these people love the buffet. It makes no sense to me why these places are so popular.

Invasion

I fear that the invasion is near. Think about it, 90% of the population of Canada lives within 100 miles of the United States border. Now with the Olympics being held in Vancouver there are hundreds of foreigners that are waiting to help the Canadians attack our way of life. I urge all of you to drive to the store buy as many beers as you can haul in your automobile. Then drive as fast as you can to the border. When you arrive at the border throw the beer as far into Canada as you can. This will prevent the Canadians from becoming aggressive and attacking the U.S. I wish all of you luck.

Individuals

So I started a new class the other day. This is the first class that everyone takes when they start their bachelors program. What this means is that I am in a class full of people that have never taken online classes before. For most of these people it is not an issue but for a few individuals it is an impossible task. These people are not only unable to follow directions they are not able to follow examples. If forty other people have done something why would you do something different? Think about it people we are all going to the same place.

A Shitty Story

Tonight D said that he had wet his pants so I grabbed him and took him to the bathroom so he could finish in the toilet. What he forgot to say is dad I also shit my pants. So I get in the bathroom and as I am helping him pull his pants down I see it out of the corner of my eye but it’s too late. All I could do was move the throw rug real quick and then plop on the floor it went. Then the real fun begins not only do I have a steaming pile of shit on the floor I have a 3 year old little boy that is now in a state of panic. He knows that shit does not go on the floor. Just one of those things that people don’t tell you about when you do not have kids.

In case some of you did not know.