Buffet

We went to the buffet with my grandma on Saturday. Why is it that fat people and old people love the buffet? I understand that you can eat as much as you want but these two groups of people can barely walk yet they love to go to a buffet where they have to walk around to get their food. For what it costs to go to a buffet you could go to a chain restaurant and get a good meal but still these people love the buffet. It makes no sense to me why these places are so popular.

Invasion

I fear that the invasion is near. Think about it, 90% of the population of Canada lives within 100 miles of the United States border. Now with the Olympics being held in Vancouver there are hundreds of foreigners that are waiting to help the Canadians attack our way of life. I urge all of you to drive to the store buy as many beers as you can haul in your automobile. Then drive as fast as you can to the border. When you arrive at the border throw the beer as far into Canada as you can. This will prevent the Canadians from becoming aggressive and attacking the U.S. I wish all of you luck.

Individuals

So I started a new class the other day. This is the first class that everyone takes when they start their bachelors program. What this means is that I am in a class full of people that have never taken online classes before. For most of these people it is not an issue but for a few individuals it is an impossible task. These people are not only unable to follow directions they are not able to follow examples. If forty other people have done something why would you do something different? Think about it people we are all going to the same place.