Invasion

I fear that the invasion is near. Think about it, 90% of the population of Canada lives within 100 miles of the United States border. Now with the Olympics being held in Vancouver there are hundreds of foreigners that are waiting to help the Canadians attack our way of life. I urge all of you to drive to the store buy as many beers as you can haul in your automobile. Then drive as fast as you can to the border. When you arrive at the border throw the beer as far into Canada as you can. This will prevent the Canadians from becoming aggressive and attacking the U.S. I wish all of you luck.