Buffet

We went to the buffet with my grandma on Saturday. Why is it that fat people and old people love the buffet? I understand that you can eat as much as you want but these two groups of people can barely walk yet they love to go to a buffet where they have to walk around to get their food. For what it costs to go to a buffet you could go to a chain restaurant and get a good meal but still these people love the buffet. It makes no sense to me why these places are so popular.

Invasion

I fear that the invasion is near. Think about it, 90% of the population of Canada lives within 100 miles of the United States border. Now with the Olympics being held in Vancouver there are hundreds of foreigners that are waiting to help the Canadians attack our way of life. I urge all of you to drive to the store buy as many beers as you can haul in your automobile. Then drive as fast as you can to the border. When you arrive at the border throw the beer as far into Canada as you can. This will prevent the Canadians from becoming aggressive and attacking the U.S. I wish all of you luck.

Individuals

So I started a new class the other day. This is the first class that everyone takes when they start their bachelors program. What this means is that I am in a class full of people that have never taken online classes before. For most of these people it is not an issue but for a few individuals it is an impossible task. These people are not only unable to follow directions they are not able to follow examples. If forty other people have done something why would you do something different? Think about it people we are all going to the same place.

A Shitty Story

Tonight D said that he had wet his pants so I grabbed him and took him to the bathroom so he could finish in the toilet. What he forgot to say is dad I also shit my pants. So I get in the bathroom and as I am helping him pull his pants down I see it out of the corner of my eye but it’s too late. All I could do was move the throw rug real quick and then plop on the floor it went. Then the real fun begins not only do I have a steaming pile of shit on the floor I have a 3 year old little boy that is now in a state of panic. He knows that shit does not go on the floor. Just one of those things that people don’t tell you about when you do not have kids.

In case some of you did not know.

School

So I finished up with my associates degree the other day. On one final I got 250 out of 250 possible points. To me that means that I spent too much time working on it. The good news is that I got an A in that class. In my finance class I got a C+. Honestly I got out of it what I put in it. The funny part of that is last night I posted my resume on Monster.com and today I got an e-mail from a finance company. Not no, but HELL NO. So now I have another couple of weeks off and then I'm back to school.

Vacation

I can’t stand it when people start things like blogs and they only post a few things and then they just take some time off from it. I had a couple of weeks where I did not have school so I was only using the computer like a normal person. It was great. Now I am back to the grind for a couple of more days and then I get a couple of weeks off again. The holidays were good for us I hope they were good for you as well.